That I May Know Him

And we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in his Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life. ~ 1 John 5:20 (KJV)

Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces? Jeremiah 23:29

Thursday, February 23, 2006

This is funny

I got this through one of those irritating forwards, except this one is funny and I got it at work which cracked me up.


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine

I'm NOT offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because, I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Life is uncertain . . . EAT DESERT FIRST !!!


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